This is my third book. I think the cover speaks for itself.
The Toaster Method
for
Universal Domination
by
Andrew Wilcox
The Toaster Method
for
Universal Domination
by
Andrew Wilcox
Andrew Wilcox is pure evil incarnate. He has been rated by 5 out of 5 Law of Attraction teachers as a menace to society and a bad influence on small children. If you see Andrew Wilcox in your general vicinity, run yelling and screaming to the nearest self help guru as fast as you can for further instructions. Please be advised that Andrew Wilcox is delusional and dangerous.
I used to believe that toast and toasters were in league with each other and plotting against me in order to ruin my toast experience.
ReplyDeleteI now know that the contrast of a plate of toast is perfect, as each piece is unique and brings its own delight every time.
Not every piece brings delight. There are the pieces that are so hard and burnt they would break your teeth. There are the pieces that look promising, smell wonderful, talk such sweet loving words of wisdom, that then kill you, because they're made out of fiberglass. There are such pieces.
ReplyDeleteYes, the delight in the contrast. To be able to know the difference between pleasure and pain, otherwise either would have no meaning.
ReplyDeleteAll of a sudden we're just not here or there anymore.
ReplyDeleteI guess that's all I was gonna get eh? LOL
ReplyDeleteTake care.
The real question is...
ReplyDeleteDoes dreaming of a perfect piece of toast while eating one made out of fiber glass change your circumstances.
Or...
If a man dreams of a tree falling in a forest with no one around, does he still have to work for someone else in the morning?
If you want to get a piece of toast, drive to the stinkin store! Buy some bread! :-)
ReplyDeleteToast the toast in the toaster!
It's not the size of the toast. It's how you chew it.
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