An Ad that Makes Me Mad - Part 1

Law of Attraction Secret

Does The Law of Attraction Work For
You? If Not, This Is Why...
www.The11ForgottenLaws.com


Here's the direct link, should the above stop working.

This is a Law of Attraction Google advertisement that keeps appearing for me. There was one I wish I had saved, for this exact link. It said something like, "Find out what Abraham missed." That is not exact words, but it is very close.

So, this is a "teacher" that was in "The Reekret", named Dob or Bod Protractor, or something. And the advertisement KNOWS there are people out there NOT getting results... so what's the solution? The solution is to "teach" YOU what YOU are doing wrong. The solution is to "teach" YOU what was NOT fully presented in the movie that was claimed to have all the answers.

Now we have Law of Attraction "teachers" "pushing-against" other Law of Attraction teachers. Jockeying for supreme Law of Attraction "teacher" position, the one with ALL the answers. And, read the first part of this add. Ok, I'll save you the bother of wasting your time. Here is the VERY FIRST statement on that page.

Barely 3 Years After The Revolutionary Film “The Secret”, America & The World Faces Its Worst Financial Crisis in Decades

Is the Law of Attraction Just Hype?

Why – if the Law of Attraction is being used by millions – did America just face its worst job crisis since 1974, and a crumbling economy?

So... here's a professed "teacher" of the Law of Attraction FOCUSING on what is NOT wanted. Activating the PROBLEM so to speak. Why would a Law of Attraction teacher focus on the problem? Perhaps to convince you, you need to buy this NEW answer, this NEW information, this Secret to the Secret to the Secret to the Secret to the Secret to the fucking Secret?

But don't waste your money on the $95 price tag, because if you leave the site, they'll give it to your for $5! Woo hoo! Just what us poor desperate people have... five dollars. Don't waste that $5 on food or gas... you need some magic beans... a magic wand... cause the one we sold you last time... doesn't work right... well, it's YOU who isn't working it right, but we'll show you how to fix yourself.

And guess what? There is an affiliate program with this add. I happened to run into another very similar add that was a link to a page that suggested viewers go to this page, and it was obviously in the format of an affiliate link. SO... if you want to really get the Law of Attraction working for you, this "source" has already set up programs for you to RESELL the Law of Attraction, since the only REAL way to make MONEY with the Law of Attraction is to SELL IT! Sell the living fuck out of it, and then sell more of it, when it doesn't work!

Pure Genius!

For those of you who might have read Attractive Promises my second book, you might notice the highly contagious and infectious warm and inviting smiles present on this page.

And I can just HEAR the evil gears spinning in their heads about how I'm giving them MORE focus... just like THEY'RE focusing on the failing economy, right? Right?

Look, when the economy fails you'll be glad you spent your last $5 on those magic beans. Trust me.

God damn it. I have to add this.

Bob Proctor – one of the key figures in “The Secret”- believes that the Law of Attraction is incomplete, and for the first time reveals the 11 Forgotten Laws that will finally uncover the Law’s true potential.

This is a direct quote off of that page. If you are a TEACHER of something, you either KNOW something is incomplete or you don't. If you merely BELIEVE it's incomplete then you're actually saying, you don't know what the fuck you're teaching.

If you hired a teacher to teach you singing or paining or driving, would you go to someone who BELIEVED they knew how to do it? Or someone who KNEW how to do it?

If I vanish, check the rivers.